What’s in a name?
Linda Mae Spencer (and ever since someone said ”oh, you mean like as in Elli-May and Daisy-May’?” I have been less than thrilled with it)
2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and fathers middle names)
Elaine William (I would revise it to maybe Ella Williams so as to be utterly ordinary.) (Sorry all you Ella Williamses out there. Even sorrier if you’re an Ella Mae.)
3.NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad
4.STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Speli (Sounds like some boring nerd role, a strange alien who knows the correct spelling of all the planets in the galaxy)
5.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Elephant (Personally I would be very wary of putting my trust in such a shady sounding character) (Awesome name for a pub though.)
6.SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)
Mae Southampton (Ahh, yes. The rich eccentric old widow who lives alone in a mansion on the hill and wills her entire estate to her cat.) (And probably dyes her hair purple.)
7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginnig)
The Yellow Mocha (Ewww. The Pink Pepsi; The Purple Marguerita; The Blue Pomegranate; and the super power is the ability to mix a concoction that will make you seriously gaggy)
8.FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Lier (What the heck is a fly name? If it has anything to do with fly fishing, than this name, which sounds like ‘liar’ would be astonishingly appropriate.) (And if it has to do with the little winged insect, it’s just so much more nasty sounding than ‘fruit’.)
9.STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chocolate Ritz (Meet me on the corner of Chocolate Ritz and Main.) (Yeah.)
10.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Speizzle (I love it! Rhymes with Weasle!)
11.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name):
Iemadacer (Pronounced ‘ I am a day sir’. Does not strike terror into my heart.) (Probably the name of an Iraqi poet.)
12.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Ash (Ooohhhhhhh…..makes me want to cut myself. hahahaha) (Now I need to appologize to all serious Goths.)
13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Reddoor Rollo (LMAO! I would not pay to see her.) (On second thought, maybe I would.)
About
(Umbrella - by Existrance/deviant art)
This is where I come to talk to myself by dredging up an old photograph or a memory and beating it to death with my keyboard. One day all this blather will be treasured by my progeny. Deluded as that notion might be, it’s what keeps me here. Just to clarify things a little, no part of my past or present life was ever spent actually living on a sidewalk. Life in the fast lane would have been a big fat lie; life on a skinny railing high above the railroad tracks with an umbrella at dawn – damn. Didn’t think of that one fast enough. But it’s sometimes how life feels. Precariously tense, but insanely fun.
