Why is my life so damned boring?
Yelled Jack, with little forewarning.
His friends didn’t know
But suggested he go
Drink some ale to calm down his roaring.
Since the bartender never stopped pouring,
Jacks head was soon muddled and soaring.
He fell in a bush
And injured his tush.
It was hard to explain in the morning.
Trifecta Week 106 33 to 333 words using the Yiddish word tush – 3rd meaning – buttocks (slang)