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“I lit the candles and said out loud, “what am I waiting on? Someone to sell them in a garage sale for a quarter after I die?” And it was beautiful. And the smell was even more incredible than I remembered.”
― Paula Heller Garland

It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. Except for that ugly green candle, which does not even remotely call to mind any pine tree that ever existed in the real world.

 

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“The Little Drummer Boy was playing in the background for what seemed like the third time in a row. I fought off an urge to beat that Little Drummer Boy senseless with his own drumsticks.”
― Dana Reinhardt, How to Build a House

Tis the season to get frazzled.  Unless you're like me and have been stocking up on the Christmas wine since July.

Tis the season to get frazzled. Unless you’re like me and have been stocking up on the Christmas wine since July.

 

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“What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.”

― Agnes M. Pahro

My cup overflows with wine – it’s how all us classy people get wasted at Christmas.

 

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“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”
― Garrison Keillor, Leaving Home

There's no escaping Christmas.  You can close your eyes and refuse to see it, but you probably won't be able to stop feeling it in your heart.

There’s no escaping Christmas. You can close your eyes and refuse to see it, but it’s almost impossible to stop feeling it in your heart.


 

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