Some art work is priceless. Found these in my filing cabinet under Recipes. Yes, that’s how I file. I believe the artist is Kenzie and I’m guessing at about age four. The arrows are a nice touch. But I’m a little freaked out by the claws on that baer.
There isn’t a lot of sunshine yet today, but that’s okay. We’re having gorgeous autumn weather into the last ten days of September. Six work shifts to go. I know countdowns are bad, and a form of wishing your life away while you wait for something to end or begin or happen but I’m doing it anyway. Anticipation is half the fun, right?
On my second last working Wednesday, all alone between six and eight with no appointments and no customers and no real ambition, I decided to write down all the things I will miss about work when I’m finally done with it on the last day of this month. I took a sheet of paper out of the printer, got one of my three erasable pens out of my pocket (there must always be three) and sat down to write a list. Things I will miss. Ten minutes crawled by. Everything I thought of was something I actually wouldn’t miss at all. In fact I knew I would be beside myself with relief and happiness to never have to deal with that shit again. So then I divided the paper in two and on the second half started a list of things I will NOT miss. I filled up that side and the entire back with such a pile of work related crap it put me in a totally pissy mood. I should not be left alone on Wednesday nights. I’ve always said that, but no one listens.
While this process was all very cathartic, I won’t be sharing my list of negativity from hell. Going over it once was enough. Indisputable proof that it’s time to walk away.
W is coming home today. He’s been in Ontario at the island closing things up for the winter. He’s bringing my water-color paint supplies home with him. I can’t remember why I thought it was a good idea to leave them there, but now I’ll have fewer excuses for stifling my creative urges as I amass all my tools and gather ideas and look up art classes. Plan projects, get organized, have another cup of coffee, read some blogs, play some candy crush, make a pot of soup…..
Is it a little sad that procrastination is my favourite thing in the world? (Except for reading for hours and watching bizarre things on Netflix. I never put those things off.) If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, I’ve been headed in that direction forever. I do entire blog posts in my head in the middle of the night on my brilliant blog where I discuss brilliant things. Then dawn breaks and work looms and Netflix sends me a notice that some dumb thing I’ve been watching has new episodes. So the brilliance is put on hold. Or forgotten.
Well, it’s an interesting theory/excuse, hey?
No, I’m not really buying it either. But my point is (YES! I have a POINT!) work will no longer loom. Huge chunks of stress will dissolve right before my eyes. I will have to find something completely different to get all pissy about. I will answer more prompts and accept more challenges. Or at the very least, drum up the courage to share my artistic creative genius. You people are all really nice and will humor me on that one, right? Thank you, I knew I could count on you.
Ten days. Six shifts. Gorgeous fall weather. Paint supplies en route to home. Oh yeah, and W too.
Life is good and about to get better.
Jazzy Does 100 Days of Happiness 80
I have all but officially given my notice of intent to retire from the workforce on the last day of September. Of this year! Like in about 42 days. Just have to put it in writing and hand it in and try not to look too ecstatically happy in that moment.
It’s time. I can’t remember the last time I was enthusiastic about my job, or truly happy to be doing it. Situations don’t suddenly become horrible, but deteriorate gradually with ups and downs until the downs tip the balance and you just accept that as normal. It’s not enough when a pay cheque is your only source of inspiration and joy. And the job itself is slowly sucking the life out of you.
Okay, where did that come from? Time to make my escape before I kill somebody, by the sounds of that. Plus I’m very old. Cranky old ladies eventually get cranky enough to call it quits. And the world should probably thank them for that.
In anticipation of being home all day with nothing to do, I have made a start at setting up a place to create fabulous works of art. This little section of the L-shaped living room was originally used as a dining area by the previous owners. It’s too small for that. The last thing it became was a place where W had his favourite chair and footstool and could read his paper and fall asleep. I figure he can do that anywhere, so I moved him across the room. This spot will have great natural light when I get around to opening the blinds.
Those little white drawers are chock full of unfinished projects. I have three times as much stuff elsewhere throughout the house waiting to be assessed and organized and resurrected or chucked out. W found my old easel in the rafters in the garage. I picked up a few new art supplies. I had forgotten how much I love a blank canvas.
Obviously I will need a chair, and something to protect the floor, and it will never look this clean and tidy EVER again once I get started. I’m good at folk art and not terrible with acrylics, but I’d like to take classes in watercolor, and try encaustic painting (painting with hot wax.) And mixed media where anything goes. And then of course there’s writing about all the disasters later, and sharing a brilliant moment or two. Hopefully at least two.
This week is a hard one at work because we’re down to a skeleton staff with the manager on holidays and no one to hire and our part-time people quitting and going back to school. Inventory coming up. And me in the middle of it all, having a difficult time giving a crap about anything. It’s lovely to know it won’t be long before I can walk away. And never come back. Take a new path to a different destination.
Remember what it’s like to really love what I do and who I am.
Maybe this is more of a disconnect from the boring business of acting like an adult, but today I am going to make paper dolls. Because they are connected to each other and also ridiculously cute. I’m sure I read somewhere that it’s a good idea to connect with ones inner child every so often so we’ll just call this artistic therapy and leave it at that.
This is a long strip of card stock paper in shocking pink. I leave the choice of paper quality and color up to your personal preference. Nothing is written in stone here. Fold it in half width-wise three times, and then using the fold lines as guides, fold it back and forth accordion style until your fingers hurt and it looks like this.
Then fold it up flat again with the four folded edges where you’ll do your cutting. If you’re very adventurous you can just cut it free hand and see what happens, or you can draw something like this as a guide.
Find some big sharp heavy-duty scissors and cut this out. It’s all coming back to you, right? Now we all remember why we never used heavy card stock paper with those blunt and awkward little-kid scissors.
Taa Daa! A normal person might stop now, after admiring this for a sufficient ego-stroking amount of time, but the child in me can’t seem to leave well enough alone.
There, now we’re done, because we’ve added awesome hair (some of it appears to be facial), big smiles, cute dresses and colorful mary-janes.
Come on, wasn’t this a lot more fun than a post about connecting to some dumb social network like Facebook or Twitter? Never mind that it will be connected to both of these when I hit the publish button. That’s completely beside the point.
Did you make these, or some variation of them when you were little? What have you done today that’s completely silly but insanely fun?
Cin’s Feb Challenge Day 24 – Connect
My least successful stab at keeping a journal was in 1998. I’m going to call it an adventure because way back then I was trying something new, unusual, exciting and fun. My other reason for this is because yesterday and today the challenges are ‘journal’ and ‘adventure’ and I’m trying to make sense of my decision to combine the two. I do realize keeping a journal is not everyone’s idea of breathtaking adventure.
Anyway, adventurous or not, I did it because Oprah told me to. She said everyone should write down three things they are grateful for every day. I had the perfect book to put it in too, something I purchased on a whim called “Love, A Book of Days.” It is full of beautiful art work and famous quotes with love as a recurring theme, with six or seven little blank numbered spaces on every other page, the perfect size for recording spurts of gratefulness.
My dedication to this endeavour lasted about fifteen weeks. However, the last four weeks probably shouldn’t count because all I was writing by then were three strange words a day – words like syzygy, fossiker and ozostomia. I suppose we can assume I was grateful for those words, but only up to a point, because suddenly I just stopped being grateful for anything at all and the rest of the pages are blank. Except of course for the painting reproductions and the blurbs about love by famous people. So it’s still a book worth keeping, despite being scribbled in.
Are you watching the Sochi Olympics this winter? The reason I ask is because in 1998 the Nagano Olympics were happening. I would not have remembered this if I hadn’t written that I was thankful for knowing the ice dancing judges were idiots and being grateful for Olympic hockey games and never having to actually watch any of them.
Other less historically significant things on my list included being grateful for -
1. Weekends and sleeping in
2. Clumping cat litter
3. Being able to recognize my boss’s insanity/cope with her mental instability (there are apparently many ways to say this)
4. How quickly one can make spaghetti
5. Phone calls that are for me/phone calls that are NOT for me
6. Medical terminology for transcriptionists
7. Selective memory
8. Bohemian Rhapsody
9. Chiropractors and not needing one
11. Shopping lists, finding my shopping list while shopping, getting things that are not on my shopping list
12. Stat Holidays, even when they’re a joke.
I have no idea what that last one means. One day I wrote meditation, mediation, medication. And the boss is the one who’s nuts? Yeah.
Did you ever keep a journal? Are you going to burn it before you die?
Cin’s Feb Challenge - Day 20 Journal, Day 21 Adventure
What do you call a person who makes simple challenges either ridiculously complicated or completely uncomplicated? Never mind, I don’t want to know. I fall behind and I catch up. Or not. It’s what I do and I am accepting that today. Tomorrow will take care of itself. If anything changes I will let you know.
I used to dress up long ago when there were things to get dressed up for, like church and weddings and New Years Eve parties. Now I dress mostly to be inconspicuous and not naked. And comfortable and warm. And hopefully not too embarrassing to my children. I must admit I sometimes catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and wonder what I was thinking and whether or not a monkey might have more fashion sense than I do. But, you know, what good does it do to dwell on
monkey brains stuff like that?
Let’s dwell on this for a moment instead.
“I think everything in life is art. What you do. How you dress. The way you love someone, and how you talk. Your smile and your personality. What you believe in, and all your dreams. The way you drink your tea. How you decorate your home. Or party. Your grocery list. The food you make. How your writing looks. And the way you feel. Life is art.”
― Helena Bonham Carter
An early childhood trauma may be the cause of my aversion to getting all dressed up, and if that’s not really why I have such a reluctance to do it, at least it gives us something to blame it on.
When I was in grade five or six our school went on some kind of a bus ride/field trip to the big city (probably Toronto) which might have involved some kind of science fair. Yes, the historical details elude me, but that’s not what’s important here. What’s important is that I decided to dress up for this excursion in a flouncey pink dress with poofy sleeves and a real honest to goodness crinoline. If you don’t know what a crinoline is, count yourself lucky. I remember my mother suggesting I was a tad over dressed, but I would not change my mind.
This is a picture of an educational ‘ride’ similar to the one we all went on, although it’s a lot more fancy. What I remember is a round wood panelled room where we all stood in a circle against the walls. The room began to spin and once it got going fast enough the floor dropped out from under us leaving us pinned to the wall by centrifugal force. There was a lot of screaming. It was very exciting. However, I felt like Alice falling down the rabbit hole with an uncooperative dress when the spinning slowed down and we started to slip towards the rising floor. I went down, the dress and the crinoline went up. There were boys there. Staring at me while smugly wearing their sensible pants. Stupid boys. Stupid dress. And yeah, my hair was pretty much exactly like that. Growing up is such a distressing experience.
This scatterbrained post was written in response to
Cin’s Feb Challenge Days 17, 18 and 19: dress up/create/photo walk.
Today it is a balmy minus 5 degrees Celsius here, but it’s still February with bare trees and snow everywhere so I’m not feeling any photo walk motivation. I am however completely dressed, except for socks. I have created an incredibly awesome picture to teach you all about centrifugal force.
Huh. There you go – challenge met.