I was eating my lunch at work a couple days ago, staring at a lululemon shopping bag with those words on it. Getting annoyed. Man, some days it doesn’t take much, does it? But I’ll tell you why.
I can’t dance. So don’t ask me. Can’t sing either. Well the truth is, I CAN do both of those things, but badly, so why torture myself. The floss part is good advice I suppose, but I’m just tired of having everybody nag at me about personal hygiene when they don’t even know me. And travel! Travel yourself! I HATE the travelling part of travel. Why can’t we all just stay at home and look at pictures while we wait for somebody to invent teleporting.
It’s just a very bossy slogan. I don’t like it.