I’m going to drive my old jaloffey
Down the road to Manderhoffie
Where I’ll buy a cup of coffee
In a shoppe that’s called Gaddafi
It will taste of cream and toffee –
Never floffy, tart or doffy.
It will make me feel quite boffy!
Hoffy, poffy, and yumoffy!
They do make the best damned coffee
In the town of Manderhoffie.
Though their tea is quite put offey.