On boxing day to wash my car
I ventured where the wild things are.
W left his truck parked there,
Otherwise I wouldn’t care.
I’d stay inside and opt for lazy
Cuz this is a day that’s known for crazy.
On Boxing Day the traffic rules
Only apply to dallying fools.
The cars jammed full of gift returns
Go screeching by, their rubber burns.
They fill up parking lots at stores
Blocking exits, slamming doors.
People standing in long lines
Ignoring helpful little signs
That say there’s no returns today.
(Take your crap and go away.)
Next time ask for gift cards please!
Holy Moly, Geez Louise
This sale is on for boxing WEEK!
No need to push and shove and freak.
On boxing day for your good health
Go home. Relax. Get over yourself.