Daily Prompt: Hindsight
Now that you’ve got some blogging experience under your belt, re-write your very first post.
Strange as it may seem, I really have no idea what my very first post was. I’ve been writing in some form or other my entire life and this blogging thing just seemed to be a natural progression from writing letters and e-mails and insanely witty posts on chat boards. I imported a lot of posts from a previous blog site when I was deleting and extensively cleaning house and starting over with WordPress. That was six years ago. Then I wrote a lot of new things which got all mixed up with my pages compositions and pictures and general all-over-the-place chatter, prattle and nonsense. Not much has changed, has it? Unless you count the direction in which this blog is going. It’s like a leaf in the wind – hard to pin down.
But the main reason is that I can’t NOT write. It doesn’t matter if the results are good or bad or ugly or loved or ignored. I do it for me first. And for my grandchildren second, so that if they’re ever curious, they will know who I was and who their ancestors were and why they all need psychiatric help.
This is the revised version of a post I wrote in November, 2006 called 98 Things. (Don’t panic, it’s not one of those never-ending lists – I left out the bad and the ugly this time around.)
Today at Chapters I picked up this little book by Rebekah Shardy. I had two good reasons for doing so. I go through Chapters when I leave the mall after getting my hair done, and I cannot possibly do that without buying something. Okay, three reasons. There’s just something irresistable about a little four-inch square book.
Some of these 98 things I have already accomplished:
1. Go a month without shaving your legs (only a month? hahaha….I am SO past that it isn’t even funny)
2. Invent a punch that will raise eyebrows and lower inhibitions (come to my house for Christmas. You will not leave sober.)
3. Serve something flambe (YES! I really did do that once! No buildings burned down!)
4. Sing to a child. (Even though it’s not ALWAYS appreciated.) (Rock-a-bye Baby used to make my daughter sob…..”Don’t song mommy!”)
5. Tell Richard Simmons to just shut up and sit down ( not face to face but via the t.v., which is the next best thing)
These are the ones I really think would be worth trying:
1. Paint a mural of your imagined past lives (it would have to be a damned big piece of paper)
2. Teach someone, besides a child, to read. (Like a dog?) (I know she means an adult. But I love a challenge.)
3. Be someone’s fairy godmother. Wand optional. (I would definitely not leave out the wand.)
4. Write an unauthorized biography of your family, including embarrassing photos, a tribute to the infamous black sheep, and favourite recipes. (Except for the recipes, I think that’s a work in progress here! Sorry family.)
5. Burn a cd with music you want played at your funeral: baffle generations to come by including the rap song “I Like Big Butts”. (Sadly, I fear no one in my family would find that strange.)
6. Cry in the rain (If you have to cry, that would be the perfect place to do it.)
7. Remember life is too short for ironing, non fat dairy creamer and regret of any kind. (Check, check and check.)
8. Don’t indulge in one judgemental thought for an entire day. Okay, an hour. (Sigh – I could try for ten minutes)
9. Write three haiku poems about your most amazing, horrible and baffling sexual experiences and frame them for your boudoir. (OMG. If I can just keep the hysterical laughter under control for a sufficient length of time I’m sure there are great rewards to be reaped from such an endeavor.)
10. Explore your inner pagan by creating your own seasonal rituals:
– at the spring equinox, detox with a juice fast, sauna, and deep muscle massage
– at the summer solstice, hire a manicurist to give pedicures to you and four friends while your pampered klatch sips mint juleps
– at the fall equinox, organize a black clad beatnik poetry reading with the themes of rain, dissolution, and romance
– at the winter solstice, plant a circle of globed candles in a snowdrift and make wishes every night until they burn out (I’m going to put every one of these on my calendar. My inner pagan is giddy with anticipation.)
And finally, the ones there is no way in hell I’d ever attempt.
1. Stay in a convent for a week. (What in the world for? Would it be a test for me, or for them?)
2. Ride a motorcycle alone across the Nevada desert. (WHY? No good could possibly come of it. Unless someone is trying to kill me and I’ve decided to save them the bother.)
3. Learn to belly dance and integrate it into your lovemaking. (Okay, this lady does not know my husband. He already thinks I’m crazy – why add to his arsenal of proof?)
4. Design a picnic around aphrodisiacs – raw oysters, champagne, rose petal jam on chocolate fingers – then whisper in another’s ear the sensual images that passing clouds suggest. (See the belly dancing comment above. He would have me committed.)
What a great little book! It also suggests you write an autobiography about the life you didn’t choose. Gah. I’m having trouble writing about the one I did choose, complete with my own 98 gazillion things I felt were important enough to do in my lifetime. It’s just fun to see things from a new perspective.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going out to buy some castanets, and then I’m going to practice telepathy with my cat.
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