Man Song

It’s a good day to have a good day!ย  Saw this on Facebook, had a good laugh, wanted to share.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Man Song!

(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)

I don’t take no crap from anybody
[else but you]
I wear the pants around here
[when I finish with your laundry]
Coz I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight
[When I say “Jump”, you say “Yeah right!”]
I’m the man of this house
[until you get home]

(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)

What I say goes around here
[right out the window]
and I don’t wanna hear a lot of whining
[so I’ll shut up]
The sooner you learn who’s Boss around here
[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]
Coz I’m Head-Honcho around here
[but it’s all in my head]

(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)

And I can have sex anytime
[that you want it]
Coz I’m a man who has needs
[but they’re not that important]
And don’t expect any flowers from me
[Coz if I’m not mistaken you prefer jewellery]
I’m the King of my castle
[when you’re not around]

(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)

And I’ll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna
[get in trouble]
And I’ll come home when I’m good and ready
[to sleep on the couch]
Coz a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
[And I’m gonna do what you tell me to]
Because I’m Top dog around here
[but I’ve been neutered]

(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)

(You the man!)

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