Why is my life so damned boring?
Yelled Jack, with little forewarning.
His friends didn’t know
But suggested he go
Drink some ale to calm down his roaring.
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Since the bartender never stopped pouring,
Jacks head was soon muddled and soaring.
He fell in a bush
And injured his tush.
It was hard to explain in the morning.
Trifecta Week 106 33 to 333 words using the Yiddish word tush – 3rd meaning – buttocks (slang)