Yes, this is a picture of a big ass chocolate bar. It was the most exciting thing that happened to me yesterday. I had adjusted and dispensed glasses to a little old lady (she was way older than me, by at least 10 years) and as she got up to leave she asked me if I liked chocolate. I said yes. Dark chocolate? Yes. She whipped this monstrous thing out of her bag and told me to enjoy it with the rest of the girls who helped her pick out her glasses and to have a nice day. Just being called a ‘girl’ would have been enough to make the day nice.
But look at that thing. It is for sure my kind of gratuity. Normally we get nothing (which is what we expect even though we’re awesome) and sometimes we get coffee or a handful of change to put in our coffee fund. This is the equivalent amount of chocolate found in about a dozen normal size bars. I ate four squares of it and felt sick.
As interesting as all this is, hang on, because I’ve got something even better.
In my backyard this morning in the rain I spied a creature. That’s about as specific as I could be without my glasses. It looked like a bird, maybe a young Canada Goose.
I really need to clean this window before I take any more pictures through it. This is the last of our dirty snow pile still refusing to give up. And with glasses on and the zoom on my phone, look at this!
It’s a mallard duck with his very-hard-to-see mate just behind him. Both of them mucking about in the rain, like this is the wetlands or something. I was going to wake W up so he could get all excited about my remarkable avian identification skills involving a bird that wasn’t a blue jay or a cardinal, but then I remembered he used to be a migratory birds expert and seeing a duck might not be the highlight of his morning. I imagined him being grumpy and unimpressed, or worse, spewing out a hundred duck related facts off the top of his head. I let him sleep.
The ducks may have been attracted to all the spilled birdseed under our tree, or the gigantic puddle in our neighbor’s backyard caused from all the run off of the melting snow. He’s been pumping it periodically to keep it from turning into a big mud hole, and now all the rain makes it look like he hasn’t done a thing. I watched the ducks putter around for a bit, and then they waddled under the fence to the other side to play in the water. It was such a simple thing, and yet so odd and unexpected that it felt amazing. What an excellent way to start the day.
Just when you think it’s all about chocolate, life gives you ducks.
This post is why I love to come here and read. Laughing out loud (4 squares and felt sick – lol. Sorry but it’s funny when you write about it :))
And then life gives you ducks! And excitement. Awesome! This post was a lovely start to my day. Thanks 🙂
Alison
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I ate two squares today and felt fine, so things are looking up! At this rate we’ll have chocolate until Christmas,though. Glad I could share a lovely start to your day. There’s nothing like it. 🙂
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Please please keep up these observations they really cheer me up!! XXXXXXXXXX
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Thanks willowdot…. It’s not likely that I’ll shut up anytime soon, so don’t worry. lol
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This is a delightful post – made me smile, and reminded me. Note to self: clean the kitchen window.
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It’s amazing how dirty the windows get over the winter when we don’t even care to look outside. I was afraid to go outside in case I scared them away. And got wet, of course. There was also that.
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Delightful. I love ducks.
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I like ducks too! They seem to me to be more civilized than geese. I have no idea why I feel that way.
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They are sweet and friendly. We use to live on water and they were always in our yard. I would drop bread pieces across my legs as I sat in the grass and the babies ran over my legs. I loved it. As they grew and people fed them they would jump up and take food from their hands. I was so proud. LOL
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Ducks tend to do that! I had a surprise visit by a couple ducks last year… one a mallard. Only time I’ve ever seen a duck in my neighborhood….
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Fabulous post again. Just when I felt guilty because I gave the women who helped me with new glasses nothing, you come up with a great duck tale. Keep it up. Life gives me laughs cause I read your blog.
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Dianne, we never expect “tips” and are actually not supposed to accept them. But who wouldn’t make exceptions for coffee and chocolate. 🙂
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To evil squirrel….Same here! No idea where they came from or where they went. Maybe they took a wrong turn somewhere….
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What a great gift!
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It was! She was just a sweetheart.
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Dang, girl, if ever I could learn to title, start, and stop pieces like you do, I don’t think I’d care WHAT went in their middles!
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