Word Porn (which I follow on Facebook) is my idea of excellent continuing education. I thought laconic meant lazy, but it turns out it’s way more fun than that.
laconic (adjective luh-KAH-nik)
Definition: using or involving the use of a minimum of words : concise to the point of seeming rude or mysterious
For as long as I can remember people have remarked on how quiet I am, or wondered why I’m being so quiet, or assumed because I have very little to say to them that I’m arrogant and rude. Or quite possibly incredibly dense. Well maybe I am all of those things. But mostly it’s a matter of being an introverted deep thinker with so many things to say I can’t even choose one. So I just sit there looking all mysterious.
I do quite like the mysterious notion. I’m so damned mysterious I can’t even figure myself out.
But enough about laconic me. Another thing I can’t figure out is what to do with all my used Tassimo coffee pods other than just tossing them in the garbage and having them end up as landfill. I love the coffee but the packaging drives me nuts. The pods (coffee, plastic and foil) are six or seven to a box, two boxes to a package and wrapped in more heavy-duty foil.
I’m waiting for the coffee maker to die so I can evolve into a less wasteful polluting mess of a human being by getting something more Eco friendly.
Today I tried cutting some used pods in half with an exacto knife, emptying the coffee grounds into the compost bin, and then scratching away at the glued on foil so I could put the plastic in the blue recycle bag. That stuff is hell to get off. Three destroyed pods, thirty minutes and one cut thumb later, I cleaned up my colossal mess and googled how to recycle Tassimo coffee pods.
Well all on your own you really can’t without hurting yourself. But there is a company that will sell you a box and a shipping label, and once you’ve filled the box up with used coffee pods, UPS will come by and pick it up for free and deliver it to the box sellers who then do the separating and recycling for you. The smallest (cheapest) box is a hundred dollars.
Laconically speaking, F that.
Now are you not relieved that you don’t have to talk to me face to face and listen to my inconsequential rants? This is why you should never encourage a normally quiet person to say something because once they get going it just might all come out and it’s hard to shut them up.
I’m much better at listening anyway. So maybe I’ll just stick to that.
Hope you’re having a marvellous last day of March!
This only pertains to recycling coffee pods. I’m good at pretty much everything else.