Death By Butter

Cranberry Cookies with the wrong colour chocolate chips because nobody’s perfect

Would that not be a much better name for the holidays? Merry Death by Butter Day? I don’t think I will actually die from eating my baking, but anything is possible. A week ago I had six 454 gram bricks of butter in my fridge. If you measure your butter in pounds you will get 453.592 grams in a brick, but here in Canada we rounded that up so as usual everything is bigger and better here. Don’t ask me for more examples, okay? I’m really busy.

There are three staples I make every Christmas. Fudge, short bread cookies, and butter tarts. The fudge has a much more alarming amount of sugar in it, but there’s butter in there too. Short bread is basically butter with a couple other ingredients for keeping it stuck together during baking. This year for the butter tarts I ended up with more filling than frozen tart shells, so I made a batch of butter pastry to finish. This helped me remember why I buy pre-made shells. Mine are uneven in thickness and shape, which is a polite way of saying they’re a complete mess. Except they taste good. And the pastry is lovely and rich and flakey even though the over-all end result looks like something exploded in the oven. Okay I’m done talking about that.

Butter goes in the mashed potatoes and the sweet potatoes and probably on the vegetables. W got me to make what he calls Swedish Bread this year. It’s a simple flat bread recipe made with – wait for it- butter. There is a lot of butter in my turkey stuffing. I bought a bag of dried cranberries because I like to put those in it too, and then discovered I already had lots. So I searched for a recipe to use them up and found one for cranberry cookies. Ingredients include white chocolate chips, a package of instant vanilla pudding, and a cup of BUTTER. They’re okay if you like a buttery chewy cookie but I think they might be better with nuts. And I seriously don’t understand the point of the pudding mix, but there’s a lot of recipes that baffle me so I’m not dwelling on it.

I don’t always make my moms Christmas pudding (steamed carrot pudding) every Christmas, but this year I had time so it’s ready too, except for the hot brown sugar and butter sauce you pour over it. When we were kids we preferred a bowl of sauce with a few pudding crumbs thrown in.

So my butter supply is dwindling! The reason no one gets gifts from me is because I’ve gone broke buying butter. But it’s only once a year. My dad always insisted it was better to use butter and not the cheaper substitutes if we wanted to keep the dairy farmers in business, so I’m doing my part. Ending up looking like a butter ball is just a small annoying side effect that should right itself in January.

Happy Holidays if you celebrate them! Peace, Love and buttery treats either way.

8 thoughts on “Death By Butter

  1. Your father is a very wise man. That thing about keeping dairy farmers in business is wonderful. I am FOREVER being told to not use butter and to use an alternative… as though something man made and industrial is supposed to be healthier than something so rich and natural.. and now I shall always use that reasoning… better keep the dairy farmers in business! Your annual Christmas bakes sound incredible. Especially the shortbread. You don’t happen to have a recipe on hand, do you? We are suckers for shortbread in this house. 😀 I think I would prefer your uneven in thickness and shape pastries to standard uniform practical shop pastries. The shop ones wouldn’t be half so fun or delicious. Happy holidays!

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    • I would love to give you my easy shortbread recipe!
      1 cup cornstarch
      1 cup icing sugar (or powdered sugar)
      2 cups all purpose flour
      1 1/2 cups butter, room temperature
      I blend it with my hands into a soft dough, shape into 1” balls, chill in fridge 1 hour. Flatten slightly on cookie sheet with fork or something flat dipped in sugar or sprinkles to keep from sticking. Bake at 300 F 15-20 min, cool on rack. They should look slightly underdone when coming out of the oven, bottoms not browned. Happy Happy Holidays Ocean Bream! ❤️💕❤️🎄

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  2. I saved this and just got around to reading it. You are so entertaining. I’ve been in a bit of a funk today and this was just what I needed. Belated Merry Christmas and Happy Spring!


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