Sharing My World 94

Share Your World, HP 9-21-2020

Share Your World Meets Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows

Roger’s Magical, Mystical Questions: 

1. Have you ever driven the wrong way on a one-way street? How did this come about?

Oh probably, but I tend to forget the details when I do something that stupid. It’s a self preservation reflex. Remember just enough to keep yourself from ever doing it again and forget the parts that make you feel like a completely brainless moron. No point in keeping a running tally of those moments from hell and destroying whatever notions you cling to about your self worth. There was an incident a long time ago where I found myself going the wrong way on an exit ramp, and some helpful driver going the right way gesticulating frantically to alert me to the fact, but I knew it already and just wanted him to get out of the way so I could turn around. Can’t recall how I got there exactly. Kind of the story of my life. It was a one time thing, so I must have learned something, thankfully without killing anyone.

2. As a kid, did you ever decide to run away? Did you have a plan? Take a pet? Sandwiches?

There was really nothing so bad about my childhood that I ever felt the need to run away from home. Home was a safe haven where things were familiar and people looked after me. The outside world was the scary place. I guess I was one of the lucky ones, wasn’t I? We also lived almost 10 miles away from the nearest town, so it would have been a long trek to get anywhere new. I probably would have eaten my sandwiches at the end of the lane way and gone back to the house for more. And then lost interest in the whole adventure.

3. You suddenly find you have a hidden talent for playing a musical instrument. What musical instrument do you hope accompanies your talent? Any particular song?

I’ve never tried playing drums, but I think if I was in the mood to make a big racket and pound the hell out of something I’d be very good at it. Sorry to all the talented drummers out there, I’m sure there’s a bit more to it than that. No particular song comes to mind because the older I get the more I feel like it’s all just a bunch of noise. So I’ll be the one in the back pounding out the beat wearing ear plugs and the rest of the band can carry on doing whatever they want.

4. Do you accessorize with jewelry? There was an opal necklace (cursed) and Slytherin’s locket (also cursed) in the Potter story. Have you had any heirloom jewelry passed down through the generations? Is it more ‘keepsake’ or do you wear it on occasion? (Hopefully, yours was not cursed?)

There’s a few pieces of jewelry I’ve inherited of sentimental value only, and nothing I’ve ever been tempted to actually wear. I got out of the habit of wearing rings when I worked as an optician and washed my hands constantly all day long. Good practice for the last six month it turns out. My ears are double pierced so I wear earrings every day. That’s it. The only curse involved with them is having one from every pair I actually like go missing, sort of like socks. So I buy a card of cheap ones that are all the same and wear them until there’s only one left and then I start over. Who says I don’t know how to plan ahead?


Melanie’s Ordinary Muggle Questions:

What ingredients go into YOUR favorite salad?

A variety of lettuce and greens, like spring mix with kale and spinach. Chunks of peppers, celery, onions, carrots, tomatoes. Chopped hard boiled egg, maybe some cheese cubes. A simple oil and vinegar dressing with my choice of garlic, honey, Dijon mustard, spices – the best ones don’t have an exact recipe and are difficult to duplicate. That’s half the fun. I made one once with no sugar added blueberry jam. It was delicious.

If you care to, share something that really irritates you.

Omg. I do that every day don’t I? Unnecessary noise drives me insane. Tuneless humming. The incessant squeaking of a rocking chair. A radio blaring. Snoring. Dogs barking like demented fiends. Loud one sided phone conversations. People breathing. Haha. Sorry that’s way more than one thing. Mostly I’m pretty tolerant but I have my moments.

What are your favorite ‘lounging around the house’ items of clothing? Now that a lot of people ‘lounge around the house’ waiting for the all clear in respect to Covid being shown the door, have those lounging items changed?

Everything I have in my closet is a lounging around the house article of clothing since I retired and no longer need to get dressed up for anything. One of the perks of getting old is wearing any old rag you have hanging around because who’s going to see you? And there doesn’t seem to be any point in buying anything new until your old things are all worn out. And since you are only lounging around in them they could conceivably last the rest of your life!

Well that’s all pretty depressing. But clothes shopping certainly isn’t a priority these days. I got some really great bamboo socks from Amazon the other day. In case you think I never EVER buy anything new to wear.

GRATITUDE (as always this is optional)

It’s another beautiful sunny fall day in our little corner of the globe. I’ve been lounging around all morning. Not playing the drums as it happens since I don’t own any at the moment. The neighbours have no idea how lucky they’ve been all these years. Time to venture out into the scary outside world in todays lounging outfit. Hope I can find my way back home.

Almost Palatable Oatmeal Breakfast

Sorry to go on and on ad nauseam about oatmeal. Medication for type 2 diabetes can raise cholesterol levels over time and oatmeal is supposed to be a super food battling that. So I have been experimenting with different preparation processes to help me choke this stuff down.

Happy to report a breakthrough of sorts today! I think I’m onto something so I’m sharing my discovery with all the oatmeal haters of the world. And anyone else who wants to try something a bit weird for breakfast.

1/3 cup quick oats

2/3 cup water

Stir, microwave on high for 1 minute 40 seconds

Stir again and add:

1/4 cup trail mix (pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, raisins, dried cranberries, almonds etc.)

1 T crushed walnuts

1 T chunky peanut butter

Artificial sweetener and/or cinnamon to taste (optional)

Eat it while it’s hot, and preferably just before you’ve reached the point of being hungry enough to eat almost anything.

Wash the bowl out before the residue of this concoction reaches the consistency of dried cement.

Well I hope all that was helpful and captured your interest for 30 seconds or so. There’s no picture for this recipe because I thought you might be more likely to try it if you don’t know what it looks like in advance.

Instead there’s cartoon me riding a purple hippo. That’s exactly how happy I’d look if I was actually bouncing around on one of those things. Just trying to keep things real. Stay tuned for future oatmeal updates. There might never be any, but you never know. And I’d hate for you to be sad if you missed one.

Last Rose of Summer

This morning I walked 2.435 km. It took me 39 minutes. Unlike these perky hot pink flowers, I am now looking a little wilted. It’s a gorgeous sunny autumn day and I just kept going. Until I just had to stop. And here we are. I’m trying to calculate a 2 km route, because to me that sounds like a reasonable goal for an old lady.

Another old lady thing to report. Yesterday I grabbed a spice bottle from the cupboard without looking at it and put CHILI POWDER on my oatmeal. Cinnamon would have been my first choice actually. Not some other random spice starting with the letter C. Then I thought what the hell it’s not possible to make it taste worse, is it? And I ate it. Let’s just say I won’t be creating a food blog any time soon to post that recipe.

Another thing I saw on my walk was a big pile of rocks with a “Free” sign beside them. I stood there for awhile wondering what I could do with free rocks and how I would get them home, as well as what an excellent plan the rock owner had devised to have his rocks hauled away for nothing.

There’s been a confirmed case of Covid up the street in the school that my kids attended when we first moved here. That’s a little too close for comfort. Who knows where it came from or where it’s going. This whole back to school thing is going to crash and burn I’m afraid.

And that’s all the random thoughts from wilted me for another day. I’m taking the afternoon off. Don’t ask me what from unless you want to hear it’s from sprinkling chili powder on stuff.

Stay safe. Have a great Thursday.

Three Things

Three ThingsChallenge 360

Terrible, Prone, Unlikely

Upon being presented with a group of three seemingly unrelated words meant to spur my creativity, I am prone to lumping them all together into one terrible sentence, thus completing the challenge in an unlikely manner with as little effort as humanly possible.

Such a cop out, I know. Terrible. Unlikely to impress anyone prone to taking their work and a challenge more seriously than I seem able to do today.

My photo is from yesterdays walk in the wilds surrounding our home. I’m always happy to come across anything I can take a picture of without looking like too much of a weirdo so that I can stop for a minute and catch my breath. There’s even a fake bird in the little bird bath. The whole thing is a perfect little splash of whimsy. I like it.

This cowboy on a broken gatepost though, is impressive in a whole other way. There’s got to be some wonderful touching heartfelt family story behind it, hey? Otherwise I hope these people are getting the help they need.

We had another frost warning last night! Not unlikely that there will be more of these in our terribly cold weather prone part of this wonderful world.

Okay I’m done now, as in – this challenge is done to death, sorry. Carry on with your day. Let me know if you come across any tiny cowboys in your travels.

Sharing My World 93

Share Your World Meets Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince

(Book/Film Six – there is one more to go!)

Roger’s Magical, Mystical Questions:

1. You have just been gifted a magic wand that specializes in completing household chores. You can request the completion of only two household chores. Which chores would you assign your wand to complete?

Vacuuming! After my back surgery years ago to remove a crushed disc my surgeon advised me to never ever vacuum again for the rest of my life if I didn’t want to risk certain death. Or maybe he just said vacuuming is bad, I don’t remember his exact words. I milked that one for a very long time. It’s still one of my least favourite things to do because my vacuum cleaner is heavy and hard to lug around and I bang it into baseboards and furniture and W’s feet. Let’s face it, it’s just not a skill I’ve perfected.

And then I guess cleaning the bathrooms. Think of all the disgusting things you can find in there and tell me you didn’t shudder.

2. At the local Wizards-R-Us store there was a sale on handshake shockers, instant darkness pellets, and levitation pills. Which of these ‘party thrillers’ are you more likely to purchase?

There is no partying going on here, and handshaking is currently tabu, says the ultimate party pooper. Levitation pills might come in handy for vacuuming, preventing you from dropping heavy attachments on your toes. I don’t know what instant darkness pellets do exactly, but they sound fun. And they’re on sale, so yeah. Give me some of those.

3. In the alley behind Wizards-R-Us, there was a tradesman selling a Love Potion. The sales pitch was too much for you and you yielded and purchased one vial. What do you do with it?

Take it home and hide it from my husband. He hates it when I purchase strange things without a solid reason, and he already gave me a lecture about those silly darkness pellets.

4. You are the Great Clearinghouse Winner of a new ‘good luck’ potion – Felix Felicis. It has to be used within the next thirty days or its potency becomes diminished. Do you use it? Do you give it to a friend in need?

I would use it. And then I would share all my good luck with the needy friend. It would suck if I gave it away to someone who didn’t share back. I sound like some kind of good luck potion control freak, but that’s my final answer.

Melanie’s Mundane Muggle Questions:

1. If everyone spoke their mind, would this world be a better or worse place? Why?

Oh I imagine in the long run it would be a better place once we all got used to it and were able to sort the sane from the delusional. Spend some time on Twitter for a preview of what to expect. It would be difficult for criminals and some politicians though if it also involved not twisting the truth and not keeping secret agendas.

2. Can achieving nothing make a person happy?

You betcha. Look at me, accomplishing dick-all and happy as a lark. It all comes down to what you call an achievement and your definition of happiness, doesn’t it? No one can figure those things out for you. And no one should try. Except maybe your psychiatrist.

3. How do you know if you love someone enough to marry them?

Well you one hundred percent don’t ever really know that for sure, do you? You just weigh some pros and cons in your hormone infused brain, jump in with both feet and hope for the best. My mom told me good marriages don’t just happen, you have to work at them. She was so smart. Set the notion of love aside for a minute and think about trust. Do you trust each other to do whatever it takes to make your life together work? Love grows from there.

Ambience

Blogging Insights #45: Ambience

Some people can write anytime and anywhere. Others require certain pre-requisites such as the appropriate setting before they can get their creativity going. In today’s Blogging Insights we discuss the necessity or otherwise of the right ambience for blogging.

TODAY’S QUESTIONS:

What, in your opinion, is the perfect ambience for blogging / writing?

Are you able to work in this setting on a daily basis?

Do you feel that the ambience has any particular effect on the quality or quantity of your output?

I’m one of those people who can write anytime, anywhere. The mood and the atmosphere are mostly in my head. A little invisible bubble forms around me shutting out distractions and my stream of consciousness takes over and the words just flow.

Of course they are not always great words, or even good ones, and can form a rocky relationship with each other trying to make sense out of themselves, and cry out for some serious editing. But I WROTE them. Because real writers write stuff. And then something pops the bubble and I have to click the SAVE button so that I can come back later and wonder what the hell my point was, or if I even had one.

Easy peasy. Anyone can write.

In a perfect writing world I imagine having a desk and a comfy chair in a quiet room, a window with a view, a warm breeze, a single serve coffee maker, an endless supply of pods, a little cooler for my cream, books on shelves on every wall, a scented candle or two, a cot with a pillow and a blanket because this is making me sleepy just thinking about it.

Where I normally write is in our living room, sitting on the couch, with my iPad (which has an attached keyboard) on the arm rest, my upper body twisted sort of sideways, facing the two windows that look out over the neighbours cars in their driveway. Here, I’ll show you.

All the necessities of life are at my fingertips. Tissues, coffee, pen, some kind of list and my phone. Truly not inspirational. But stimulating enough, along with the bad posture, to keep me awake. Always a bonus if you’re trying to be creative.

Yes, I am able to work in this setting on a daily basis. And also NOT work, if my head ambience is off. Or if the neighbours are doing something interesting like walking out of their house and going off in one of their cars. Or there are sirens in the distance or it’s raining hard or somebody is trying to leash train their puppy in front of our house. Well I HAD to watch that.

A change in ambience (physical or virtual) is probably conducive to both quality and quantity as well. If nothing ever changed there would simply be no new stories to tell. If I didn’t have strong feelings or get in a weird mood about stuff you’d never hear from me again. Thank God for my mood swings, hey? The world is a better place when I’m all pissy about something.

You did say “in your opinion”. I took that part to heart. And this productive output is the dubiously brilliant result. Thanks for the questions. Hope you’re not sorry you asked.

About a Walkabout

Urban Dictionary has this definition of a Walkabout:

“A spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon…yes… something like that… you can’t quite touch it so you have to go find it because you just know it’s there…

Huh. Not exactly the wilderness, and my feet weren’t any more itchy than usual. But I did walk. Took a picture a block from home to prove it.

This morning I decided to start torturing myself by eating oatmeal again, and then I guess I was just in a mood, and carried on by putting my shoes on and leaving the house and going down the driveway and beyond. I only do these things because it feels so good to stop.

It’s so quiet out there. I saw two mail trucks, one car, and a driveway with balloons up both sides of it. Oh, and this friendly face.

Coffee and Coconut

You know I have nothing earth shattering to write about when I start taking pictures of body lotion. Sorry, body CREAM. I put this product beside a storage box for size reference, but if you’ve never seen this particular box I guess that was a dumb idea we’ll all just have to live with.

A long long time ago (in a land far far away) (kidding, it was here) I said I didn’t understand why there were no body products or perfumes that captured the aroma of coffee. Who in their right mind wouldn’t want to smell like a coffee bean, right? So when I saw this on Amazon it was a no brainer to order it.

OMG that is the best decision I’ve made all week. It smells amazing! I don’t even care if it doesn’t do anything for dry skin, the aroma therapy alone makes it worth it. Now I can brew coffee, light a coffee scented candle, and make everything in my house smell like coffee, including me. What kind of awesomeness is that?

Okay, I’m going to calm down now. This afternoon I have a doctors appointment by phone. This will be the second time renewing my prescriptions without leaving home or getting lab work done. But I have also booked my yearly physical for the 20th of October, so I can’t be making up blood pressure and weight and glucose level numbers today. Like I would do that. Haha. Yes it obviously crossed my mind.

But I did some deep breathing, hauled the bathroom scale out of the cupboard, apologized to it for hating it so much and then was pleasantly surprised to discover my weight is slightly less than it was last year at this time. I am not getting on that thing again to double check and right now I don’t care if it’s no longer accurate. I do double/triple check my blood pressure though. First thing in the morning, before coffee. Second reading today was acceptable and third reading even better. Perfect. We will go with reading number three.

Then there’s my fasting glucose test. My doctor has set my target at 7 or lower. I do check it regularly and I always know why it’s high. For the last couple of weeks it’s been consistently above target by only a few points but still, that’s not acceptable. I know I’m not active enough and have been lazy about carbs and snacking after 8 p.m. and eating too much meat, and the list goes on. I have a month to smarten up and get it into the low sixes again. It also goes up when I’m stressed and W has been home ALL SUMMER!!! Feel free to draw your own conclusions for those two things being mentioned in the same sentence.

Really not fair to blame anyone but myself of course but that rarely stops me from doing it. At least I now smell amazing while pointing fingers, so there’s that.

Happy Thursday everyone! May your day be slathered in coconut coffee type goodness too.

Sharing a Little Slice of Someone Else’s World

This is my grandson Kale with Bowie the cat. Bowie is a professional model with her own Instagram account (if you want to believe everything you discover on Instagram). These two have sort of adopted each other, linked by a shared living space with Bowies original owners, but then what cat is ever really owned by anyone. They do the owning. And this is apparently the one she chooses to keep wrapped around her little paw.

I get it Bowie. I love him too. 💜