…and other serious stuff found on Facebook.
…and other serious stuff found on Facebook.
It’s not every day I take a picture of my shampoo, so you know there’s got to be some kind of weird story behind it, right?
There’s a really good reason for me staying at home while W does most of the shopping. He is able to pick up all the items on a list, no more and no less. I admire that about him. Well, about anyone, really. The lists I take with me become vague guidelines once I enter a store. My cart fills up, and when the cashier wants to know if I found everything I was looking for I just smile and nod. Because explaining that I made six substitutions and changed my mind ten times and probably forgot at least three essentials but now couldn’t be bothered looking for them because I’m exhausted and don’t want to retrace my steps and just would like to be done with shopping and go home…..I don’t think she really wants to hear all that.
Anyway, back to the shampoo. I find it very hard to resist a good deal, even though I also firmly believe you get what you pay for. So I am one of those annoying shoppers with way too much time on my hands who will block an aisle while I check out ingredients and best buys and packaging and brands and on and on so you can see why the process is exhausting. And yes, the shampoo, I’m getting to that, I swear. Although you can’t see it clearly in my photo, right at the top it says Proudly Canadian and underneath that, Fiers d’être Canadiens which roughly translated means proud to be (a French-speaking) Canadian.
And this bottle of shampoo cost One Canadian Dollar. OMG.
What in the world makes a shampoo uniquely Canadian? Being manufactured in Toronto? And why is it so CHEAP?? Is it complete Canadian/Canadien crap? Is this one of those instances where the store made a crazy deal and is passing the savings along to consumers? If I use this stuff will my hair turn to dandelion fluff and blow away in a high wind? Do I have any Advil at home for this headache? Better pick some up.
Anyway, long story short, although it’s too late for that, I have used this shampoo twice now and am happy to report no disasters so far. My hair is clean and shiny and still attached to my scalp. If the Daily Basics people would like to pay me for endorsing their product I would be perfectly fine with that. Although perhaps with that retail price they don’t have much of an advertising budget.
So that was a rather successful impulse purchase, which I believe offsets this next one.
When W is away I drink Tassimo coffee, because I can’t figure out how to get the other coffee maker to brew half a pot that tastes right, and although the Tassimo coffee is more expensive, it likely all evens out because I’m not dumping half a pot of coffee down the sink every day. By now, if you are still reading this I’m sure you are wondering where all this information is coming from, but, more importantly WHY I’m telling you all this shit in the first place. I wish I knew. Or maybe neither of us cares but there appears to be nothing much else going on for us at the moment, so what the hell.
What I wanted to buy was a double sized Tassimo coffee in a breakfast blend. There was none to be found on the shelves, and this was the only double sized there, and the midnight eclipse thing was very appealing to me. Midnight eclipse for breakfast. Why not? BOLD is not an exaggeration I’m here to tell you. This stuff will knock your socks off. Thank God I never wear any.
Okay, I’m going to paint something now to forget the trauma of shopping. After that coffee I will probably be awake for three days. With great Canadian hair.
Have a scintillating Sunday. If it’s not too late for that.
Yesterday on our walk home from voting in the provincial election I took this really bad phone photo of a beautiful tree covered in white blossoms. What happened to those flowers? At least you can see how green everything is. Or was. I will get to that.
Then I look a VIDEO of some yellow and red tulips. You will have to trust me when I tell you they were lovely. But they just stood there doing nothing, so the video was boring and I deleted it. Stupid phone with its little buttons.
The election results last night were surprising, to say the least, but very, very gratifying for the gazillions of people who have voted ‘other than P.C.’ for years and years with no hope in hell of changing anything. And yeah, that would include me. The Conservatives did not even make official opposition, and the NDP party has a majority. We were so over due for a change. Let’s hope it’s a good one.
Well before Christmas last year W took his truck to a guy who does body work to have his rusted fenders and things worked on. Obviously I’m fuzzy on the details. What I do know is that he was told to take his time, keep it as long as he wanted, there was no hurry to get it done. Six months later we finally have the truck back and W can stop driving my car.
This is our garage yesterday, with a big empty space on the left where the truck parks. W is out driving it somewhere. And there’s my car, barricaded behind many heavy things. It’s so wonderful to have it all to myself again. What the hell??
And this! THIS is this morning, taken from my kitchen window, because I’m not going out in THIS. It started snowing around midnight and hasn’t stopped. Yep, we often get snow in May. It will all be gone in a day or two, but that doesn’t make it any less annoying. I wonder how those tulips are doing.
And W has gone off to his appointment to get the summer tires put on his truck.
Gawd I love this place.
On the weekend my daughter came over to learn some of my mixed media collage making techniques. She made a lovely picture, of which I neglected to take a photo, using predominantly greens, yellows and blues. At one point during the process I asked her if she wanted to use a picture I had of some oranges which I had cut out of a magazine and with no hesitation at all she said no. Imagine!
So I used it myself. I’m still in show and tell mode, so I’m sharing my latest artistic journey with you. Yes, apparently it is your lucky day.
It all started with a piece of an old road map glued to a flat 11 x 14 canvas. When it comes to measuring paper and canvas sizes I still prefer inches. I am THAT old. Metric hasn’t taken over my life entirely. And I didn’t really use glue, it was soft gel medium, brushed on front and back.
I have a lot of orange and yellow tissue paper to use up. This project barely made a dent in it. The paper is ripped and placed haphazardly and overlapped and stuck on there until I feel like doing something else.
Here is a sideways view. Please don’t ask me why. I added some black and white scrap tissue paper pieces over some bald patches.
Isn’t this a lovely picture of oranges? It went on all wrinkly with the gel medium, just like the tissue paper did. Wrinkles add depth. To canvases. And sophistication to faces. I should have cut all the black off around it, but I didn’t and it’s too late now.
I finger painted some gesso over the glossy cut out, then let everything dry before adding colour and shading with oil pastels. My easel has a big lip on it at the bottom, so I balance my canvas on this ruler when I take a picture of it. Otherwise you can’t see to the very bottom. Not that there’s a whole lot to see there.
Oil pastels blended with finger tips make a really nice subtle border. I used orange, crimson, dark green and black in random order around the edge blending them in to each other. Then I think I did some shading on the oranges and stopped when one of them started to look like a pumpkin.
Finally I went crazy with my stamps using brown and black ink and green and white paint. This is a close up so you can see how the map shows through all the crap I’ve put on top of it.
And that’s it. Sign it, spray it with clear acrylic sealer, and call it done.
I am so far behind reading all the blogs I follow that I don’t think I’ll ever catch up. Please know that my LIKES are very sincere and I am commenting in my head.
Okay, that was pathetic. I will try harder.
Have a super day! Colour something orange!
It’s the same picture from yesterday, but this time with indoor light from the left instead of bright daylight from the right.
It makes a big difference! Maybe I’ll keep posting this same piece in different places for the rest of the week….in moonlight, fluorescent light, candlelight….. No, don’t worry, I’m done.
Except to add that the candle colour matches the bathtub et.al.
There is a reason why you should look at paint samples on every wall of a room as well as at different times of the day and night before finally deciding on a colour. As if I’ve ever done that. But it sounds like a good idea, right? Right.
Also, don’t paint in the dark. What would you do without me? I meant in dim light. Because it will look surprisingly different in the morning.
These are from The Idealist page on Facebook. There’s a lot of seriously inspirational stuff there. There’s also this.
Yeah, not really. Sorry to get you all excited for no reason. It’s just that I’ve been watching many episodes of the tv show Suits on Netflix and the theme song is now solidly embedded in my brain. The lyrics are great. I think it’s all about working all your life for money, and more money, and never enough money. And while you’re making all that money you never have time to enjoy all the things you’re making the money to enjoy. This could be all wrong, but it’s a show about lawyers who deal with millions of dollars in suits while wearing suits, and I must think it’s good because I’m halfway through season three.
Anyway, good song for a Monday morning for all you people out there doing the greenback boogie.
Greenback Boogie by Ima Robot
See the money wanna stay, for your meal
Get another piece of pie, for your wife
Everybody wanna know, how it feel
Everybody wanna see, what it’s like
Baby wanna be a queen, well alright
We all deserve the finer things, in this life … …
So working on a little job, in the night
It’s forty dollars an hour when I, see the light
The boss say you got a little time, and oh my
He’ll be working in a small box, till he die
Me, I gotta be free, all my life
I want a little cream cheese, in my pie
Yeah! I’ll step back, while you go dance
The greenback boogie Mother f*ing boogie
Now I’m putting on a big wig, walking hard
Hanging with them big pigs, all them dogs
Got me a couple ideas, straight from God
I want a bean pie Order me a bean pie
I’ll even eat a bean pie, I don’t mind
Me and Missy is so very busy busy making money
All step back, I’m ’bout to dance The greenback boogie
The greenback boogie Boogie now for me … … …
Say, it’s far better, when you give it away
It’s called the greenback boogie What people don’t say,
I say It’s better, when you give it away It’s called the greenback boogie
Don’t give it away now, I say It’s better, when you give it away
It’s called the greenback boogie Don’t give it away now, I say
See the money wanna stay, for your meal
I’ll say it’s gonna put some love, in your life
Don’t you really wanna know, how it feel?
Everybody wanna see, what it’s like
Babe you wanna be inside, it ain’t lies
We all know there’s better things in this life
Yes I’ll step out, on your expense
Doin’ the greenback boogie Mother f*ing boogie
Boogie oogie oogie Greenback Boogie
Come on back to paradise Come on back to paradise Come on back to paradise Come on back to… Come on back to… Come on back to paradise Come on back to paradise Come on back to paradise Come on back to… Come on back to…
It’s the greenback boogie It’s the greenback boogie Don’t give it away now Don’t give it away now, I say
It’s better, when you greenback boogie Well don’t give it away Well don’t give it away, I say
It’s better… It’s the greenback boogie Don’t give it away…
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