I’ve decided to answer the Plinky prompts I’ve missed this month. Once you’ve read the questions (and my inane answers) it will be less of a mystery as to why they were passed up in the first place. That is, besides the fact that I was spending time with family and the internet connection was less than ideal. Mostly it’s because the questions just confused the hell out of me.
What’s the most important thing I’m putting off? Well, if it was actually IMPORTANT, I wouldn’t be putting it off. So although I put many things off in a day, something important would not be included on that list.
Ever considered becoming a vegetarian? Not really. I like meat. I don’t think true vegetarians get enough fat and protein. Life without fat and protein would be dull.
lol cats – sick of ’em, or can’t get enough? The last lol cat pic that made me laugh was the one where a kitten is looking at a rubiks cube and saying WTF? Haven’t seen any lately. Never think to search for them.
Three things that I want to accomplish before 2011. Well seriously, if I haven’t accomplished them by now, they better be pretty short-term goals. I’ve ordered a new kindle so that my daughter and I can share our reading material. I’ve started drinking protein shakes every morning. Who knows if that will last. I get lazy. And I’ve gone to M&M meats and purchased two lobster tails. Because OMFG they are so good. There. That’s three things. Done.
What’s my favourite holiday movie? I don’t have a favourite. I like to watch new ones. Although Clark Griswald never gets old.
If there were no consequences, what is the most evil thing you’d do? Another question from hell. Every act has consequences. Otherwise, what’s the point?
Describe what your laugh sounds like. I don’t have any idea, because for some strange reason when I’m laughing I never think to analyze that. If I did, I’d probably stop laughing to listen, and have to start over. If you really want to know the answer to this question, please feel free to tell me something hilarious.
Is it better to know the truth, even when it hurts? Well, better than what – believing a lie? Of course it’s good to know the truth. Even if you don’t believe it. The question is vague, it deserves an obscurely abstruse response. Abstruse is my new favourite word, by the way.
What’s your idea of a perfect Sunday? Having it as the first of two days off in a row makes it pretty perfect. Any day on which I can curl up in a comfy chair with a great book is a perfect day. Candles burning. Dinner in the oven. Warmth. Quiet. Nodding off. Bliss.
Taking any trips this holiday season? Yes, actually. Already accomplished. A 45 minute plane trip to Grande Prairie. A three week holiday at “Chalet 2000”. I don’t even know why it’s been dubbed that, but it’s also known as the ranch and our favourite Christmas destination. Family is a beautiful thing.
Write a letter to someone you knew in highschool. Dear Fred: I’m terribly sorry for treating you badly in grades 9 through 13. Well, not that I did anything so terrible except to ignore you and not take your crush on me seriously. And throw up out of your car on the way home from our grad party. I do hope that drunken episode helped you to put your ill-placed infatuation behind you and move on to better things. Thanks for the ride. I wish now that I’d gotten to know you better and had been less of a conceited little snot. You were sweet. Probably you still are. Remember when I said you were too good for me? At the time I think I didn’t really meant it, but it was completely true! I hope you had a great life. I’ll never forget you. Sincerely, Mademoiselle McArthur
Name three countries you’d like to visit. I don’t want to go anywhere. I don’t like to travel. I want to stay at home. Leave me alone.
Name someone who deserves more credit. That would be that guy who wants to buy something incredibly expensive for his significant other, doesn’t have the cash, and needs his credit limit raised. He deserves it because he’s doing it for somebody else. If it was just for himself, that wouldn’t be so deserving.
What are your favourite holiday beverages? Coffee with hazelnut cream or baileys. Spiced rum and diet Pepsi on ice with a dash of lemon or lime. Champagne.
Share a photo of something that makes you smile. Kenzie with her “Bella” face. And Kale looking cuter than Justin Beiber.
How do you stay entertained when you’re snowed in? See the perfect Sunday above.
Who are the top three funniest people in the world? Since I don’t know everyone in the world, it’s impossible for me to say. Justin and Kristen and W. are all pretty funny. In a funny kind of way.
Well, that takes care of all those days I missed blathering about stupid stuff. Making it a perfect morning. And it’s not even Sunday.