curse these tangled balls of light
this wretched tree that’s leaning right
toys to assemble on aching knees
instructions written in Cantonese
nix the milk and cookies dear
this year santa’s drinking beer
Charles Dickens, in A Christmas Carol, wrote “There is nothing in the
world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.” We are giving you exactly 33 words to make us laugh out loud and spread some festive cheer.