There, now you don’t have to ask me that question. I appear to have stopped blogging for over a year (because unfinished unpublished posts in the drafts section don’t count) and boy do I ever have a years worth of excuses! Want to hear them all? No, I didn’t think so.
I’ve been right here this whole time, taking a long break from listening to myself, making actual real useful stuff with my hands instead of my head, and resting my brain.
I have made hats and mats and blankets and slippers and shawls. Dolls and bears and zebras and giraffes. I’ve made so much stuff it’s getting harder all the time to find anyone willing to take my latest greatest project home with them. But I’m not finished and will keep going for as long as I’m able and for as long as Michaels has yarn sales. I had forgotten how much I love to crochet, just like I’ve forgotten for a bit how much I love to write.
The memories that pop up on Facebook for me are getting downright scary. Nine years ago my two oldest grandkids were nine years old. Now they’re eighteen; and the fifteen, fourteen and thirteen year olds are right behind them, with a grandma getting progressively more ancient by the minute.
Time for me to tell more stories while I can still remember things. Maybe these beautiful young people I’m so happy to have in my life will one day have questions I’m not around to answer. I mean seriously, look how fast one year, never mind nine years, whizzes right on by. Maybe I have another nine in me, but you never know.
My grandma started saying “Well, this could be my last Christmas!” when she was in her seventies, and kept it up for almost 30 years. I’d like to be that lucky. Plus, the older I get, the greater the possibility of uttering totally bizarre shit that will make my descendants laugh and roll their eyes and wonder if that’s how they’re going to end up. I like that feeling of power.
Yay for The Daily Post! And yay for the word “vague” and Savage Chickens being vague. I don’t know why all of that is inspiring for me today. I suppose I could dream up some vague reasons, but why, right? It’s got me writing. Good enough.
I had it pointed out to me that my last post was in December. Well it’s kinda been January ever since, but finally (Finally!) I think the snow is giving up and going away.
So here’s a few things I’ve been up to in this hundred and some days-long month from Hades.
- Crocheting. It all started with my sudden desire for an old lady shawl. So I made one. It looks like half of a giant doily and is not particularly warm. My attempt at making a “shrug” was somewhat more successful but it was big and bulky and annoying to wear so eventually I took the seams apart and did a border and turned it into a blanket. I have it on my lap as we speak. And then the slippers began. I don’t know if I’m up to fifty pair, but it must be close. I guess you could call it an experiment gone out of control, but I do love messing about with patterns and sizes and different yarns, and my vague goal at this point is for my immediate family to have slippers for life. They’ve all been very nice about it so far. Even W has been wearing shoe box size monstrosities and professing to love how warm they are. Now I’m working on the last sleeve of a rather interesting sweater and that’s maybe all you need to know about that.
- Shopping the yarn sales at Michaels. Sometimes two and three days a week using coupons and vouchers and going to the checkout getting the same unlucky lady almost every time, who would probably like to ask me WTF I’m doing with all these random colours bought in fits and starts but is too polite to ask. Or more likely she’s seen it all before and does not even care.
- Instant Potting! Thanks to my son who brought his Instant Pot when they all came for a visit at Spring Break. My mother was not a fan of pressure cooking and instilled in me a healthy fear of blowing up the kitchen with one of those things. But a week of watching K use his (and eating all the delicious stuff you can make in it) was enough for me to find the courage to buy one. I’ve been using it almost every day since. Yay for more experimenting! But, you know, on the cautious side. I sit in another room while it’s working because if it blows I don’t want to go with it. Childhood fears are really hard to shake. But the soups are to die for. Well, not literally.
The sun is shining, the temperature is almost balmy, and it’s getting harder by the day to justify my reluctance to get the hell out of my house and go for a walk. Ice on the sidewalks has been a powerful deterrent. Probably wouldn’t be able to find any now. But I also have a ton of reading to do, many free e-books and three new actual real books from Chapters that I’m saving and savouring and slavering over. Well that sounds vaguely disgusting. I don’t even care if they were bad choices and are stupid stories, they are REAL BOOKS. Yay for real books.
So, am I back to blogging? Who knows. Hope so. Seems possible. Time will tell. I love being vague. Kind of the story of my life. Or not. I don’t know.