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One Liner Wednesday: It’s Not What You Think
“You don’t get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd.”
― Neil Gaiman
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.
Well, thank you helper monkeys. I’m no statistician (can’t even spell the word without help) but I have poured over this report and come to a few conclusions. I have listed them at the end, where all good conclusions belong.
Here’s an excerpt:
The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 33,000 times in 2014. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 12 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
People are reading my archives.
I was more interesting (or made better tag choices and was thus easier to stumble upon) last year. And the year before that. Or somehow these old posts, as the monkeys suggest, have staying power. Only the monkeys know for sure.
I have some very loyal readers/commenters. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Jazzy needs a new purpose in her life (besides consuming truckloads of red wine) so that she can make a come back.
Today, for some reason that even the monkeys can’t fathom, is my best day ever for follows.
Here’s to a happy blog crazy 2015. We’re almost there. Just have to get these monkeys off my back.