A Letter to My Great-Great-Grandchildren

Dear Great Great Grandchildren:

Here’s the mystery solved as to why the cutlery set that has been handed down to you over these many generations is incomplete. Your great great grandfather never ate much dessert, but he sure as hell ate everything else he possibly could using nothing but the goddamn DESSERT FORKS, so I buried them all with him, he liked them so bloody much. He was just so incredibly freaking weird.

Lovingly yours,

grandmalin ❤

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