Can you make something beautiful out of useless advertising? Yes you can. Depending on your definitions of “useless” and “beautiful”.
Many trees died so that I could create something weird and interesting for you to look at. Even though we have put a vacation stop on our newspaper, those flyers just keep on coming. I’ve always thought it would be a great idea to put a blue box at the front door with a sign on it requesting that all junk mail be deposited in it. This would save me a lot of time and angst and energy. And all those colourful glossy Christmas ads could be used to wrap presents.
Although I have never done either of those things, now I can say I have recycled some of that great mountain of advertising into my art.
Will I be doing this with actual garbage next? Well, probably not. I did discover that grocery flyers are made of extremely cheap paper and ink not meant to last. I guess that’s a good thing.
Considering my materials, I am very pleased with this end result and might even hang it up somewhere.
The newspaper is being delivered to my door again. I put the longest vacation stop on it that they’d allow (even though I’m not on a REAL vacation, just an extended pretend one living alone with nobody to care about but myself), and already it’s back, and already today I’ve spent too much time flipping through it. Practicing my sneery face of disdain because there’s never anything worth reading in there.
Except for these two things. Yes, TWO! I couldn’t believe it either.
Calgary’s Twitter sensation Kelly Oxford woos Hollywood
It’s not the actual article I read because I get the Edmonton Journal which reprinted theirs from the Los Angeles Times. I think the Calgary Herald, being closest to home should be the best source for this feel-good story. Anyway, the facts appear to be the same. So all of you young moms out there writing about your life experiences, take heart! You have a huge audience that genuinely wants to hear what you have to say. Even if it ultimately ends up being only your grown up kids who read it, searching your blog trying to pinpoint when exactly it was that you lost your sanity.
The other article in the “Arts and Life” section (stuck in amongst the Disasters and Death and Sports pages letting us know that there are idiots out there still playing hockey even though it’s nearly July) was a picture of the reunited Beach Boys to feature their album “That’s Why God Made the Radio”. They will be performing at the Calgary Saddledome on July 11th. Why is Calgary having all the fun?
Those guys are OLD (-er than me, even.) This is their first new material in 20 years.
They are still very sharp dressers.
Reliving the glory days. Good for them.