Easy to Give/Hard to Take

Since I rarely take advice from the living, I don’t know why I would suddenly be seeking it from some dead guy.

Most advice is non-specific and therefore useless anyway. Things like

– stop worrying

– quick, think of something!

– be happy

– relax

– find some time

– stop thinking about it

– don’t laugh, don’t cry, don’t fall asleep

– calm down

Hah. Easy for you to say.

But I guess if my arm was being twisted and I HAD to come up with some historical person PLUS think of some kind of recommendation that I might actually pay attention to, my choice for all that would be a chat with Nostradamus.

I would ask him what I should be doing to prepare for the end of the world in December of 2012.

And if his advice was “stop being such a flaming idiot”, I would take that as a good sign.

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