I was going to make a list of all the things that are just so incredibly wrong with this vintage ad, but rather than stay up until midnight doing that, I decided to fix it up instead.
In her next speech bubble our lady of the initial-shouting-words makes everything right by telling us this.
Don’t come to the wrong conclusion! Read on to discover the three things thousands of skinny girls have learned!
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Ironized yeast tastes pretty disgusting.
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People who catch a glimpse of you and immediately run away have far more serious problems than you do.
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No matter how much weird shit we choose to consume in the interests of altering our physical appearance, it’s almost certainly guaranteed that in just a few weeks, these three guys will still be assholes.
