“Sometimes I do smart things. Sometimes I do dumb things. Most of the time I don’t do anything.”
― Gorilla Rising Hintz
Don’t they always say you should do whatever you’re good at doing? (Aren’t they just so crazy smart sometimes?) I was born with a natural talent for laziness and have spent most of my life trying to fine tune and perfect this skill. The process is going quite well, but one can never go wrong with extra practice.
I was thin, but I thought I was fat; smart, but I thought I was stupid.
Unhappy, although there was no good reason to be so.
Gorgeous, and I had no idea.