Sarcasm – Love it or Leave it?

I never am sarcastic.

Why do you enquire?

Answer me directly

Or I’ll set myself on fire.

I’m not a fan of irony,

Or bitter cutting snark.

Don’t work so hard!

Be still my heart.

Where did you learn to park??

There aren’t sufficient circuses

And way too many freaks.

But sarcastic remarks are not the way

To write up good critiques.

If you think I feel as bad as you look,

I can’t help who I am.

It’s true I’ve been mistaken

For someone who gives a damn.

But never do I exaggerate.

I’ve told you a million times

Being a rude sarcastic bitch

Is not one of my crimes.

You’d have to hear the tone of my voice

To appreciate all I’ve said.

So rather than keep on mucking about

I’ll chase a wild goose instead.

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